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Just Swallow

Co-writer and producer of JUST SWALLOW, short film set to be released in late October 2022.

MARY plans a nice dinner for her picky-eater of a boyfriend, WILL. Hoping to broaden his horizons, she serves him a salad. He initially refuses to even consider taking a bite, instead sticking with pizza.

That is, until Mary proposes a deal he seemingly can’t refuse – if he eats the whole salad, she’ll give him a “typically reserved for special occasions” blowjob. 

After some bargaining, Will accepts.

However, he just can’t stomach the salad.

After he finds out that the pizza she’s prepared – and he’s eaten – is, in fact, cauliflower, he gets in her face and goes off. Mary fires back, yelling that Will doesn’t care for his body – or her. That she’ll always give more of herself than he ever will.

Suddenly, something clicks. Will takes a deep breath, chugs his glass of wine, and – he’s done it. The salad’s down the hatch.

And a deal is a deal.

Impressed, Mary unzips Will’s pants and begins to follow through on her end of the bargain. But just as Will’s about to climax, BLEH. Vomit spews out of his mouth, and all over Mary.